Way Off Archive

Should I Play The Game

I find the techniques used for some internet advertising to be despicable.  For instance, Verizon’s IQ game.  This starts out as an unbranded challenge by an individual chosen to seem like a friend, a challenge for you to take an IQ test, and compare  your score to theirs.   You go through ten different screens [...]

Once in a while I see an item in a store that could be a big idea if advertised, at least in my opinion.  Sometimes it is the concept.  Sometimes it is the industrial design as with the photos below.
 
First of all, this is the most functional dust pan I have ever used, and nothing [...]

Soapbox Derby

There is a good piece of drama on TV disguised as an advertising commercial.  Open in shop, son working with calipers on block of wood.  No help from Dad, only encouragement.  Son ends up with blocky looking soapbox derby car vs. other cars that look like Mattel engineered.  Son with clunky looking car wins soapbox [...]

I tried a new toothpaste at the Hyatt in Kansas City.  Acquafresh Extreme Clean, with micro-foaming action.
This formula comes out of the tube in a red and white swirl and turns pink while using.
AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD WHO DOES NOT WANT A TOOTHPASTE THAT REMINDS ME OF GUMS BLEEDING?

“G,” What A Mistake

Okay friends.  I have now seen the new Gatorade packaging in the stores.  By every principle I know, this new brand architecture, line and packaging should cost Gatorade real volume.

You do not confuse the consumer.
This means don’t make revolutionary changes in your packaging all at once unless it is to fix a terrible problem, which [...]

Direct Cable?

There is a TV campaign on at the moment for either Direct TV or for Cable TV.   Takes place around a conference table.  Ed Bagley Jr. plays the chairman of the company.   One guy takes the lead telling about what the competition is doing.  Then they joke into “Let’s Raise Our Prices” in some spots, [...]

The Worst Ever

I have been trying not to write about the change in Gatorade’s brand architecture and package design, because I try to limit the number of my posts that are deeply critical.
But tonight an associate called me to tell me that she went to the store to buy Gatorade AND WALKED RIGHT BY IT AND COULD [...]

PCA

I am so disappointed by the emerging snapshot of ethics in America.  When I first entered this business, stuff like the peanut/salmonella situation did not happen.  Period.  Enron?  Nada.  In fact during my career, I have experienced or known about very few violations of ethics by business, but it does happen, and unfortunately we have [...]

Weakening The Brand

Happens all the time in publishing.  The most recent is Tami Hoag who over the last 15 years has become a New York Times best selling mystery writer.  I can pick up a book by Tami Hoag without knowing who wrote it, and can identify the writer within a chapter at the most.
However Bantam, the [...]

Written by a client

First, i hardly get the chance to discuss bad advertising or marketing because I can’t remember it long enough to get to my computer.  I am trying, but some stuff is so awful I can remember nothing about it just minutes afterwards.
Sharp has a new campaign on printers that breaks every rule.  No focus.  Multiple [...]